How I Almost Got Whacked Over a Race Horse Named Sissy

Hi, my name is Joseph Pigliatti. I am also known as Joey the Pig, Shotgun Joey, Joey the Mook, Mug Shot Joey, Joey Make Me Weep and Joey Cheesecake. If you don’t mind, I prefer Joey the Pig. Anyhow, the good people at gambleonthis.com have asked me to write an article about the time Octavio […]

Deuces are Wild

As my curly black hair cascaded down my shoulders I looked into the dealers eyes and my blood boiled with lust. This was the most beautiful dealer I had ever seen. She had the hands of a thief and the face of an angel. If only I had trimmed my moustache earlier. When she spoke […]

Beating the Odds

Poker is like making love. You have to know when to raise the stakes, when to fold and when to bluff. And when you hit the jackpot, in either, it’s enough to hold you over until the next one comes along. Dames are like poker hands. There are a lot of pairs out there. Once […]

Sex and a Slot Machine

I was never one for slot machines. But my friend, Annabelle, swears by them. We usually go to the casino together once every other month. When we get there we usually split up. I go to the poker or blackjack table and Annabelle heads straight to the slot machines. Now Annabelle is a bit different […]

The Greatest Gambler that Ever Lived

Hi, my name is Joseph Pigliatti. I am also known as Joey the Pig, Joey the Grave Digger, Mind Your Manners Joey, Joey Galoshes, Joey Dagger, French Toast Joey, Joey Turpentine, Wiseguy Joey and Joey Marmalade. If you don’t mind, I prefer Joey the Pig. The good folk at gambleonthis.com have asked me to write […]